Early Morning Humor

An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. “Do you have a car phone?” its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.”Of course I do,” replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.”Well, do you h_ Gwenda:I started on the middle of a pay period.(19 December 2018) Gwenda:I owe the cab driver $80, for a round trip [...]
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Sherlyn:
When I think of the thought of him leaving I can't breathe.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
He is my shining light at the end of the tunnel.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
It's like I can't control myself.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
That really hit me hard, but stupid me was back to my shitty attitude antics once again.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
We were arguing (mainly me arguing) he told me that he doesn't need all the negativity around him because obviously he must not be making happy and maybe I should find someone that will.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
When he told me this last week I finally seen it.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
I am always whining, picking, and nagging.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
My husband pointed it out to me.
(21 December 2018)

Sherlyn:
Looking back I never realized how negative I have become.
(21 December 2018)

Tiffany:
Please help me understand how to date this man?
(21 December 2018)